Meet My Mom

I'm with my mom at a restaurant and she sees Won Ton Noodle Soup on the menu. And says to me, do you think this comes with noodles. I reply, yes, it says that it comes with noodles. She says, well I had better ask just to be safe. When the waitress comes to take our order she asks if the Won Ton Noodle Soup comes with noodles. The waitress says yes. But it doesn’t end there. My mom now wants to know what kind of noodles they are and if they are Saimin (Japanese style, served in Hawaii) noodles. The waitress doesn’t know but says she will ask. She comes back to the table to inform us that they are Won Ton Noodles not Saimin. Ok, my mom says, and proceeds to order. She says to the waitress, ok, I'll have the Saimin.